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Kay bye , I have to go into young professional mode now.


I woke up and seen some fuckry, so let’s be clear lol.

I have the illest crush on knightslikethis but she wants to live in west bubble fuck so she can’t be my girlfriend lmaooo. But we would really take over the world though. There would be no dynamic duo better than us. This is one of my facts it just couldn’t wait lol.

Call Me- Joel Ortiz feat Novel



if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life


This was fucking sorcery to me as a kid.

(Source: anostalgicnerd)


Cloaked in the finest of it.

😩 what? You do live in west bubble! knightslikethis


acosmist - one who believes that nothing exists
paralian - a person who lives near the sea
aureate - pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - to wander about deliriously
sabaism - the worship of stars
dysphoria - an unwell feeling
aubade - a love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - to speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

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Ass MOVING ! Lol awww shit. Get it , get it. WERK!

But what's so wrong about being short and wanting a tall guy 😔 lol I'm 5'1 and I see all these posts on twitter talking shit and I be like ....damn lmao






if a nigga 5’7 with every quality you desire and  100 million in his bank account yall gonna be like nah im good too short

But actually, this is totally me. I’ll be damned if my future husband isn’t at LEAST 5’10 and I’m only 5’1. LOL.

My boyfriend’s 5’11 and ugh, so close yet so far to 6’0. 

Tall guys are the cutest with short girlfriends, duh!

😑😒 you can’t even tell the diff between 5’11 and 6’0 standing next to someone 😂 but your boyfriend is at a disadvantage

Tf? Stay In ya lane ✋ you 5’1 and want someone that’s 6’1, he can’t even see yo ass without you being on a step stool. Why u want a tall nigga anyway? When y’all stand next to each other y’all gonna look like the AT&T bars. Talkin bout can “you see me now? How bout now?” Like leave the tall boys for tall girls #StayInYaLane2k14


I’m 5’2 barely and idccccccc tall boys for the winnnnn

My dress probably too short for work but I paid quite a bit for it sooooooo